the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I can't turn off my feet"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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