wat bout pragnant strippers??
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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