Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Also, beer. Big fan.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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