It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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