I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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