new low.... made out with someone while peeing
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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