im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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