Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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