Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
is it fun? or sober?
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