I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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