Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We talked him into tasing himself.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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