normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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