I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
did i walk over a car last night?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I enjoy the company of your penis
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