I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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