I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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