I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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