I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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