I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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