I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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