I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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