i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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