After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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