Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
There are leaves in my underwear?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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