That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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