i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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