one might say we're banned from that church
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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