so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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