a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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