I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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