Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Panties = found
Randomize
