check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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