lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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