Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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