I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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