Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize