dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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