Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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