We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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