well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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