oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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