she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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