if only i could text you this smell
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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