sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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