Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize