just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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