yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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