found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize