Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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