we have pet lesbian snakes
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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