what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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