You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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