i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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