the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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