you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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