We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
And then he peed in my hair
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